zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

(via babymeeow)

"I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around."

Charles Bukowski (via jgillz)

(Source: feellng, via pollvtedminds)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via leviohhsarr)

When you have to poop but you fart before you get to the toilet.

Then its like, wow this poop wont be as enjoyable now. Smdfh